GWA Global Impact Ep. 1 & 2

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

Coach: Hello fans, it is I The coach and along side me, my broadcast partner Teddy Long. Lets not waste any time and head up to the ring to our ring announcer Gary Williams!!!



Williams: Fans, the following contest is a White Boy Challenge!!!



Williams: Coming to the ring, Shelton Benjamin

Coach: Teddy, this is the 2nd white boy challenge in 2 weeks. A little later on we'll see highlights of the first during our first show, which fans we suffered some power outages and will be bringing you up to date throughout the show.



Long: Thats right playa, So far we is 1 for 1 in da white boy challenge and with two challenges tonight, My dog G.W. Duke will lead his men to make it 3-0!!



Duke: Superiority is here!! 2009 is the year of the black man.



Duke: Bring out the next white boy!!!





Long: What da hell playa?

Coach: Lesnar?? Oh my God!!!



Coach: Lesnar is apart of GWA?? Duke and Benjamin are livid!!!



Long: Dis is racism playa!! Dat aint who suppose to be wrestling!



Coach: Benjamin wants no part of Lesnar and seems to be wanting to rekindle their old friendship..



*Fans Erupt*

Coach: Lesnar is having no part of it.

Long: Damn playa...Cmon dawg



Coach: Lesnar is an animal. Benjamin has his hands full tonight.

Long: Cmon Duke, get somebody out here. Burke, Jordan....SOMEBODY!!!



Coach: Lesnar could be pound for pound the best athlete in wrestling today!!!!

Long: ? You turnin pale playa? Elijah Burke is the best athlete today. Dont go Uncle Cracker on me!



Coach: Im making a generalized statement....waistlock...




Coach: What an over head belly to belly suplex!! Lesnar looks unstoppable!!



Long: Cmon dawg, get up...Dont let the white man hold you down no moe!!



Coach: Lesnar isnt planning on staying long it seems.....



Coach:.... F5 coming up, wait a second...what's Duke doing up there?



Long: Dats it playa, show dat whitey who boss is!!



Coach: Duke is about to stick his nose where he doesnt want to....Shelton from behind...



Coach: Brock caught him coming...



Coach:...They butt heads and Duke to the floor



Coach: Shelton in a daze...

Long: Noooo!! Turn around playa, whitey behind ya



Coach: f5 coming up!!!





Coach: F5!!! F5!!! F5!!! and the cover

Long: Get up playa!! Get up!!!



*Ref* "1....2....3!!!"

Coach: Lesnar gets the pin, what a surprise

Long: Damnit!!



Coach: Lesnar gets the W....No way did Benjamin or Duke expect a man the caliber of Lesnar to accept their challenge.

Long: ...........F**K!!!!!!



Coach: Watch your language....Fans we'll be back!!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

Freedomania 2009 going Global?



***Live from The Global Dome in Knoxville, Tennessee***

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

Coach: Fans we're back and heading to the ring is the General Manager of GWA Eric Bischoff.

Long: The biggest whitey of them all!!



Coach: Teddy are you bitter over something?? Anyway, without a doubt I believe the GM is going to discuss the actions of Randy Orton and The Millennials from last week.



Bischoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, Last week I made a match for the Global Heavyweight Championship. The actions of Randy Orton and The Millennials have left me no choice but to suspend Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes indefinantly. For those that missed the action due to our technical difficulties, please roll the footage from last week.....



















Bischoff: Without a doubt, that is an image that will stick with us for a very long time. The actions of these young punks are a disgrace to wrestling and a legend like Shawn Michaels.





Coach: Oh boy, this cant be good



Orton: SUSPENDED??? Are you serious?? We're the reason this damn company is even in existance. Its old fossils like HBK that ruined the WWE and turned it over to that moron of a woman Stephanie McMahon. That place was a sinking ship, why do you think everyone left? This is the future of wrestling right here in front of your eyes!!



Orton: And if you think you're going to suspend anyone, maybe we should help you change your mind.....



Bischoff: Hold it you two. I dont care where you came from, who your family is or how great you are. If you lay one hand on me, Ill go to the board of directors and have both of you stripped of your titles and fired on the spot.



Bischoff: You seem to enjoy running your mouth Orton, but I think actions speak louder then words. Tonight Randy Orton vs Shawn Michaels in a street fight!!!!



Coach: Oh my God!! A street fight, tonight??? Orton his having to be restrained....he is LIVID!!! We'll be back

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

Coach: We're back fans and heading to the ring, along side Maryse is the Global Television Champion Elijah Burke.

Long: Thats right playa, its white boy challenge time again, and my boy Burke aint gonna let me down.....Daymn look at that snow flake with him.



Coach: Fans last week, DH Smith really made a run at the Global International Title against Axl Anderson. Smith took control early and dominated the entire match.



Coach: Anderson's quickness was no match for Smiths brute force.....



Coach: But Axl's.......um....lady friend, stuck her nose into the match and cost Smith the International Title.



Long: Its like I always said playa, a woman dont belong at ringside, she belongs in the kitchen. Thats why the big man gave them small feet, so they could stand closer to the stove!



Coach: Well DH Smith will get another shot at a Global Title here tonight as he takes on Burke......



Coach: And what is Gods name is she doing? I guess you condone this Teddy? Where a woman belongs huh??



Long: What you talkin bout playa? She just takin the belt off to give to tha ref. She just doin her womanly duty.

Coach: Disgusting!!



Coach: Here comes DH Smith.



Long: Just another whitey to get dropped by the man



Coach: Smith sporting some new threads tonight. I spoke with him in the back earlier and he said it was time for him to change his personality and be more aggressive. I guess he thought a change in colors was a good star.

Long: Of course playa....You notice he is wearing BLACK



Coach: This should promise to be one of the best matches of the night. 2 great stars here in Global Wrestling Alliance



Long: You're mixed arent ya playa?? You got some peanut butter?



Coach: What the hell are you talking about??

Long: Peanut butta playa, it goes good with a cracka!!



Coach: Im going to have you removed from your announce position.....Here we go fans



Coach: Burke with a quick side headlock.



Coach: Burke really needs to keep Smith on the ground, Burke has a talented ground game and needs to off set Smiths power.

Long: Of course he needs to keep him on the ground playa, you cant pin a whitey in the air.



Coach: A quick roll over and Smith gets a 2 count.



Coach: Burke with an early command to this match.



Coach: But coming back to his feet is Smith, Burke needs to keep him down.




Coach: A hard atomic drop by Smith!!

Long: Cmon play, get back on him!!



Coach: Burke looks to be in some pain



Coach: Smith with a running clothesline



Long: Cmon playa, get up!!



Coach: and now Smith wants to slow the pace down with an arm bar. Wait a second...whats this?



Coach: Who is that woman making her way to the ring? Is that Katarina Leigh?

Long: I know who she is play, she another snow flake for Elijah Burke's Ebony Express, she wants the train to go right through her station!!



Coach: She's not making any interaction with either wrestler though Teddy.

Long: Cmon playa, she a white girl....Ya know what they say, Once ya go black.........



Long:......once ya go black?

Coach: Once ya go black what???

Long: What??? You married a black girl didnt ya?



Coach: Would you get off the race card and get back to the match?? Burke is in control once more over Smith.



Coach: Trying to keep Smith grounded again...



Long: You cant keep a white man grounded....He's white playa, white men dont stay at the bottom.



Coach: Smith is certainly fighting out of it, against the ropes....





Coach: and what an athletic drop kick to Smith. Burke really got some air time on that one.

Long: Thats right playa, black men CAN jump



Coach: Burke not wasting any time, going right back to work on Smith against the ropes.



Coach: He's really pounding on Smith in the corner.

Long: He's setting him up for the Elijah Express. Here it comes....



Coach: Burke whips Smith into the corner......




Coach: No a reversal....



Long: eeeeeerrrtt!!! Burke got dem brakes baby!!!



Coach: Smith caught him in mid air

Long: No NO No No....DUKE!!!!!



Coach: RUNNING POWERSLAM.....Referee for the count....



*Ref* "1......2.....3!!!!!!"



Coach: Smith did it!!! Smith did it!!! DH Smith has won the GWA Television Title....The fans are going crazy here...whats this?



Long: Thats right, hit him snow flake, put the gold up side whiteys head!!!



Coach: Nooo!! They are together, there is a new Alliance here in GWA....Its a British Invasion here in the Global Dome!!!......Fans, we'll be back!!!

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

Global Wrestling Alliance....The Revolutionary Force in Pic Feding!!

"Coming to a city near you"



*Muffled Voice*

"My Empire will not fall. I am the creator of all that is evil. As President of GWA, I will make sure I have what is rightfully mine.....GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!!!"

[Global Wrestling Alliance]

Coach: Its main event time here at the Global Dome. We are Live in on the banks of the Tennessee River here in Knoxville Tennessee, as you can see the Global Dome to the left of your screen.....





Coach: Its street fight time folks. Here comes the Global Heavyweight Champion, Randy Orton



Long: He clearly isnt coming alone either...What is that in his hand? A night stick?





Coach: It appears whatever it is, he's going to need it, cause HBK isnt coming alone



Long: You're not kidding, a kindo stick and a night stick....I like how this is starting out, to whiteys beating the hell out of each other is a good finish to a bad night.



Coach: Wait a damn minute, There's the Millennials!!



Long: Haha....Michaels isnt too ready to get in the ring now is he Coach?



Long: You didnt really think Orton was going to come out here all alone now did you?? Its 5 on 1 now



Coach: Wait....Shawn is motioning to the back.....






Coach: What is this???







Coach: Its Triple H!! Triple H is here, HBK didnt come alone!!!



Coach: Orton is telling them to drop the weapons, fight 2 on 5...Surely they wont fall for this



Coach: Or maybe they will.....That wasnt smart...But they arent backing down.



Coach: Can you feel this Teddy??

Long: This place is electric, everyone is on their feet



Coach: This could blow up any minute now....



Coach: Here they go.....Its a pier 6 brawl



Long: Somebody is gonna get an ass whippin tonight!!



Coach: Michaels and Triple H just seem to be out numbered.....WAIT, Look here!!!



Coach: Thats Hall and Nash...

Long: The Kliq...The Kliq is in GWA!!!



Coach: They are cleaning house.....and someone else is on their way down....



Coach: Who is that Teddy? I cant get a good look at him



Long: I cant tell either, but he just took out Nash's leg



Coach: Thats....Thats DH Smith....What in the world??

Long: He's a Millennial Coach, he fits the mold perfectly



Coach: Think of your fans Smith....Think of your family



Long: He doesnt care about that.....but he might care when Hall gets ahold of him.



Coach: Wait...Orton



Coach: RKO!!! RKO!!!! RKO!!!



Coach: My God, Orton just leveled Scott Hall with a HUGE RKO!! Its out of control in the ring....The Millennials are beating down The Kliq!!



Coach: Fans....Fans...We're out of time...We have to go....We need more time!!!!!